The core mechanic in Lavender Hack is a d20 test, with weak successes on an 8+, strong successes on an 18+, fumbles on a natural 1, and criticals on a natural 20. Lavender Hack is a grand strategy fantasy role-playing game of mismanaged party resources, rapidly dwindling time, diplomatic incidents, magical mishaps, starving in the wilds, running out of light in the dungeon, facing mutiny on the high sea, and going broke in service to your character’s wild ambitions!
Better than spending one more second here. Or, maybe you’ll be ripped apart or poisoned or fall in a pit. Maybe you can learn new things from those so-called devils, and return to lay all these bastards low. Things that will suck the lifeforce right out of you and leave you as a drooling husk. Who wants to barely survive, serving every sadistic whim of some wealthy asshole? Not you. They’ll certainly kill you if you ever show up back at the manor house.
